The Confederate Empire of Sheng China is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Empress Sheng Sun Xiang with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 23.974 billion Chinese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yong'an. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sheng Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 8,479 trillion Wu Zhus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,678 Wu Zhus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheng China's national animal is the Celestial Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Taoism.

Sheng China is ranked 2,275^th in the world and 1^st in Asiana for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.38 law-abiding acts per hour.